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2) Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
Thunderstorm without an umbrella! SNOW IS COLD
9) You’re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
Nerdfighteria. I’ll be safe thereeeeee~
13) A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
25) Pizza or oral sex?
26) Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
Football no, Quidditch yes. It’s obviously more important to focus on reality, sheesh.
40) Are you better with numbers or words?
42) Is morality universal or relative?
50) Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
Coco. He’s my ginger butt-buddy.