teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………your hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”

 

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TV Tropes ➝ Jack/Subject Zero

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regigiygas:

im glad yahoo bought tumblr because now all the annoying lil shits that call david karp “daddy” will leave

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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mashymre:

god
DAMN

mashymre:

god

DAMN

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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yourenotgonnadieavirgin:

Tadaaa, this is my beautiful, beautiful Jensen photo OP. Can I just say how happy I am with this. <3
I told Jensen if he knows that look that Dean always gets whenever somebody touches him affectionately, like how he kinda leans into it and looks all starved for it. Jensen immediately said “sure, like that” an that was it.
Not sure how I survived that photo OP.

yourenotgonnadieavirgin:

Tadaaa, this is my beautiful, beautiful Jensen photo OP. Can I just say how happy I am with this. <3

I told Jensen if he knows that look that Dean always gets whenever somebody touches him affectionately, like how he kinda leans into it and looks all starved for it. Jensen immediately said “sure, like that” an that was it.

Not sure how I survived that photo OP.

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